This morning Jack and I were watching TV and hanging out in my bed. All of a sudden he had something incredibly important to tell me so he started yelling, "Mom, Mom, Mommy, MOMMY!" I looked at him and asked what he wanted. He looked at me and said, "You're the greatest!". Right there made my day great.
While hanging out in the living room, Jack poured something from one cup to another (not unusual, I'm constantly telling him not to do it), so I grabbed the cups and as I was walking out to the kitchen he told me, "I just peed in the cup!" Like he wanted a prize for that! I tried to explain to him the reason he's peed in the cup in the van was because we couldn't get to a potty right away. I think I'm going to let this one slide and let Zach explain it to him!
Since we're moving tomorrow, I'm trying to get as much stuff ready as possible. So I'm letting the TV run all day with their favorite shows just so I can get some work done. I was cleaning up something then I heard, "OUCH!" I asked Jack what happened (mind you he is naked, because the boy is a nudist!) and he told me that he was trying to get the hairs on his penis. Um, ok. Then he proceeded to tell me that it hurt too much because they were stuck and he'd just get like Papa! OMGOSH!!!!! This is the kind of stuff that nobody prepared me for! They have no filter and just say whatever they think. How did I end up with two crazy little monsters??
While I was packing up Jack's closet, I came across a bag of his old shoes. When I looked in there I found a few pairs of Stride Rite shoes that I totally forgot about. So little Luke has been running around the house in a diaper and Stride Rite leather sandals. And Jack couldn't be outdone, so he was naked with his cowboy boots and newspaper hat. I just hope they'll be ready for payback when they bring home their girlfriends, because this Mama will have stories to tell!!!
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That's GREAT Robin! LMAO @ the nudist. That boy's stories have always cracked me up! Yeah, you are going to have SOOO MUCH AMMO against those boys!
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